Oh, hello. Didn’t see you come in.
Hiding something? Behind my back? Oh, this? This is nothing; just a little present.
It’s an episode of Jon Reads the Paper, just sorta threw it together. Thought you might like it.
There’s some pretty interesting news in the world. Some airplanes fell out of the sky and I learned what a duck boat is. And the President announced his support of gay marriage. Shampoo magnate Phil Schallberger joined me to discuss these current events. His insights are all hard-hitting, incisive, and often about Pokemon.